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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 05/23/2016 at 08:38 • Filed to: None

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Late to work ‘cuz my headlight fuse is out and I had to wait for light, my headlight retractors don’t work, but the fuse for them is fine which probably means the Miata has an electrical issue, then my check engine light came on briefly during my commute but went off after cycling the ignition. Then I get to work and realized I’ve forgotten my coffee cup and left my camera’s SD card in my computer at home. Swell. And now it’s raining.

That’s my bitching for the morning. How’s your week starting off, Oppo? Childhood wallpaper car for your time.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2016 at 08:47

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That’s one of those mornings where you need a restart button.

I have a big report getting presented by my boss this week. But the shitty way I have to build it, always has me nervous about hard to sport errors. AKA I wake up nervous all week and still hope to be employed next Monday. Yay!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 05/23/2016 at 09:08

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Oh fun. I’m not looking forward to diagnosing electricals on a 25 year old japanese sports car. I’m considering ditching my popups for some flush-mount projectors, but the popups are 90% of the charm of the car and I really don’t want to get rid of its “face”

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2016 at 09:24

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I would definitely be torn on the losing the pop-ups, even though I think the flush mounts look nice.

StingrayJake > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2016 at 09:52

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I’m eating beef jerky for breakfast because I weigh on a scale at work on Mondays and I don’t like to eat before I weigh and I’m all out of protein bars and my usual hot breakfast would have gotten cold by now but I’m down 4.7 pounds from last week so yay bag ’o protein!

smobgirl > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2016 at 10:02

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I don’t have to be at work for an hour but I’ll be late too...because I haven’t gotten up yet and I don’t want to go. At least you have a good excuse?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > smobgirl 05/23/2016 at 10:33

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Just tell your boss there was an issue coordinating pillow/face synergy in a manner that facilitated your arising and therefor transition from domestic to work living.

Or something.

smobgirl > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2016 at 13:33

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I've flat-out told my boss I didn't want to come in some mornings. He knows I'm underpaid so he usually doesn't care.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > smobgirl 05/23/2016 at 13:50

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I come in as early as possible so I can leave earlier and enjoy more of my afternoon.

smobgirl > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/23/2016 at 14:07

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See, that makes sense. If I come in earlier I just spend more time at the office.